The Song of my Relationships

My friend Jake recently introduced me to a song whose lyrics perfectly define every 'relationship' I've ever been in:

There is something wrong, and there is something right
When you can take me by hands and I will close my eyes.

When you laid down with me, you took the other side.
When you laid down with me, you never slept that night.

Are you working up to something? But you give me almost nothing.
Keep me helpless up to something on my knees.

Would you ever be my, would you be my f-cking boyfriend?

Are you an amateur, or is it your unkind?
To torture all the other girls, you keep me by your side.

Are you unsatisfied? You cant make up your mind.
When you can take me by the hands and I will close my eyes.

Are you working up to something? But you give me almost nothing.
Keep me helpless up to something on my knees.

Would you ever be my, would you be my f-cking boyfriend?

I would be so winning, so absolutely winning. A guarantee in melody, a promise in the sky

Would you ever be my, would you be my f-cking boyfriend?

It's aptly called "F-cking Boyfriend" by the Bird and the Bee. Check 'em out on myspace, if you're bored.