Most Bizarre Headlines of 2006

I have no idea where these headlines came from. My mom sent them to me in an email today, and I laughed and laughed. So, enjoy:


1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

4. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

5. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

6. War Dims Hope for Peace

7. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

8. Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

9. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

10. Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

11. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

12. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft

13. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

14. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

15. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

16. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead